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Killing Grelod the Kind by CaptainMoony Killing Grelod the Kind by CaptainMoony
TRUE STORY.

Pyrua sneaked into Grelod's room all sneaky-like, crept up to her bedside, drank a potion of True Shot and dipped an arrow in poison to ensure a one-hit kill ... AND THEN BOW-PUNCHED HER RIGHT IN THE GODDAMN FACE.

And then Pyrua reloaded her game and did things right.

LOLOL I pulled LT first instead of RT ... hur hur.

GUYS I HAD TO DRAW THIS REAL QUICK OH GOD IT WAS TOO PERFECT.

Pyrua's come a long way since her jaunty days as a Dovahkiin novice ... in some ways.

For added epic heroics, listen to the Skyrim main theme while reading.

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Pyrua =CaptainMoony
Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Bethesda
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:iconbleedinzombie:
BleedinZombie Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016
The best way to punish this old hag! :)
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:iconkaaslave:
kaaslave Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016
"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING ABUSIVE TO CHILDREN!"
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:iconthornflo15:
Thornflo15 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Happened to me once or twice
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:icon21mauricio21:
21Mauricio21 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2015
I would actually leave it at that for the lulz :D
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:iconsergeich01:
sergeich01 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015
Same here. With three different characters. I'm worthlessWaaaah! 
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:icons-mason:
S-Mason Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
awesome
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:iconmayor-of-bukimi:
Mayor-Of-Bukimi Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I often just go up to her and punch her right in the fact in front of the kids
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:icondarth-cygnus:
Darth-Cygnus Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
This is just too funny.
Nice!

Darth Cygnus
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:iconarrogances:
arrogances Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2014
Hah!
Grelod looks so cute and grumpy when she's sleeping.
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:iconzace157:
zace157 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
I just used a dual cast lightning bolt spell.
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:iconchibi-from-hell:
Chibi-from-hell Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh my god, I'm literally crying. This! Grelod's expression is PRICELESS! xD
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:iconcaptainmoony:
CaptainMoony Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Haha, thank you! :'D
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:iconchibi-from-hell:
Chibi-from-hell Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student General Artist
You're welcome!
I feel special. You commented back 8'D!
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:iconcevolricio:
Cevolricio Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
i also once introduced my Crossbow to the face of a sleeping person
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:iconcryingzombie:
CryingZombie Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2013
Grelod's face is priceless :squee:
Can't stop laughing!
Really nice comic.
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:icon303rellymaster:
303Rellymaster Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Probably the best way to take out that hag.
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:iconwerewolfthorn:
WerewolfThorn Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013
Yeah, that happens way too often.
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:iconhighrollerhydra:
HighRollerHydra Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh god. :giggle:
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:iconslightlymadking:
slightlymadking Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
First time seeing: Laughed really hard for two minutes straight
Second time seeing (while listening to the Dovahkiin theme): Snort laughed for the duration of the song
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:iconanonymous10000:
Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
I just went right up to her while she was yelling at the kids and bashed her face in with a warhammer... Very subtle... Guards still didn't give two shits.
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:iconzaphammer21:
zaphammer21 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
I used Volenrund and did the power smash. All the children started clapping.
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:iconanonymous10000:
Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
How high was your two-handed skill? Did you use the proper enchantments, and potions to boost your power by X% (Nerd for: Did you give it to her Good?)
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zaphammer21 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
Nah, i didn't use any potions,Volenrund has a enchantment on i already and i didn't have much in the way of the enchantment skill tree(or constellation, if you prefer), also my two-handed skill was at level 89/100, so it was like when a giant smashes down with his club (Nerd for: Hell yeah did i give it to her good!0
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Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013
Fuck yea
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:iconanonymous10000:
Anonymous10000 Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
...You know you can just kill her in front of everyone and not even get a bounty right?
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:iconcaptainmoony:
CaptainMoony Featured By Owner May 8, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Yeah, I know.
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:iconalphagoth:
Alphagoth Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Mouhahahahahhhaahahhaaahhhhaha!
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:iconlieutenantgordon:
LieutenantGordon Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
Oh god, the backstory made me laugh my ass off XD
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:iconthemadsinclair:
TheMadSinclair Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Those facial expressions... xD I can't breeeeaathe.
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:iconzoethehuntress:
Zoethehuntress Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That happens to me so often xD
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:iconarcanumtwilight:
ArcanumTwilight Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
Ahahahahaha!!! Awesome. :lmao:
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:iconthegreato:
thegreato Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013
I remember what I did when I first met Grelod (she was yelling at the kids); I calmly saved the game, and then proceeded to "Fus Roh Dah" her across the room right then and there XD just so I could have the satisfaction of killing her and then load where I saved seconds before.
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:iconfanglish:
fanglish Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
Am I right to assume she was once an Orphan here too?
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:iconmatt-flame:
Matt-Flame Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
utter fail or epic win . . .
Epic win :dummy:
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:iconsaisaith:
Saisaith Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013
I love it..
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:iconironsides11:
ironsides11 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2013
Lol thats so freaking hilarious! :lol:
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:iconleira15:
Leira15 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Student General Artist
:iconbiglaughplz:Nice~!
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:iconcaptainseawolf:
CaptainSeawolf Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013   General Artist
I've done that... accidentally shouting before when I meant to run through a city... punching people like this, stealing when I meant to read.... the list goes on... freaking hilarious though this made my day. XD
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DragonPud Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL i've done that. too many dang buttons.
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Demialc-neeb-sah-em Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
I though she was putting the bow in Grelod's face to ensure that she can't miss:
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:iconbendida:
Bendida Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Hehe, pretty funny! :D Grelod's actually incredibly easy to kill. She has the hitpoints of a rabbit. So all this preparation seems a bit much.
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:iconbrisingr-arget:
Brisingr-Arget Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Less tat a rabbit, actually. She's the weakest NPC. Use telekinesis and a sweetroll and launch it at her. She'll die from the impact.
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:iconlieutenantgordon:
LieutenantGordon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013
I need to try that.
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:iconbendida:
Bendida Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Ha, so it's true? Wow, I better try that on my next playthrough!
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:iconcaptainmoony:
CaptainMoony Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Yes, I know she does. She's an NPC. :P
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:iconbendida:
Bendida Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
Someone once suggested even throwing a sweetroll at her would kill her. :D Doubt it's that easy, but it's still funny to imagine it.
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MidnightTheInsomniac Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh divines... XDDD
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:iconrazorwirepuppet:
razorwirepuppet Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012
I remember playing this part again and again, it was gratifying in a way I cannot put into words, someone should send a poet.
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Saitenthejoker Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
...That first Kill.

The first kill is like the first bite in to an apple; always the sweetest. Some kills are fresh, and young, but not mine. Mine was old, and crisp, known as one of the meanest. Ironically named she was Grelod the Kind, but be them kings or peasants, judge or jury, good and evil is only a state of mind. The first kill is the sweetest, and the truly the most important. It is a door that opens the eyes and makes whole a mind that was once quite ignorant. Introduced to my Family, my brothers, my sister, fellows-at arms who knew my plight, even Cicero who assigned himself to his duties so happily. It is true, that I am the Listner, the dark hand of Sithis that has slain emperors and pirates alike. Of my kind I am the leader, the cruelest, the keenest, but will always be the sweetest, is that first kill, when I murdered, Grelod the Kind.
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:iconrazorwirepuppet:
razorwirepuppet Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
So beautiful *w* I have no words for that either, we need a second poet.
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